To eat.
Is it possible to celebrate anything without an excess of food?
I think back to when I was a kid. Memorial Day meant the first cookout and –
more importantly – the first macaroni salad of the season. It might also have
been the first day when the water was warm enough to go for a swim, but that’s
not what sticks in my memories. The Fourth of July was all about hot dogs and
corn on the cob, slathered in butter and salt, and finished off with a slab of
Neapolitan ice cream, mouth-watering with its layers of vanilla, chocolate and
strawberry. There were fireworks too, but in truth I looked forward to the ice
cream more. My birthday is smack-dab in the middle of summer and what’s a
birthday without birthday cake? Or a wedding without wedding cake, for that
matter?
Summer is not the only season for celebratory eating. What
would Christmas be without Christmas cookies? Thanksgiving without pumpkin pie?
Easter without peeps? Any time people decide to rejoice, it seems that food is
center stage. Not just any kind of food, mind you, but “good
food.” And you all know what that means.
This has been one of the toughest
challenges of my post-fat existence. It is one thing to give up foods I loved,
but that made me heavy, in my normal everyday life. I can take a salad to work
for lunch. Make fish for dinner. But on my birthday, do I have to give up birthday
cake? My family and friends react as though I’m being overly neurotic when I
express my angst about birthday cake, or summer barbeque, or cookies. Don’t
worry about it, they say. Even my doctor says that. Yet, I know that if I have
“just a little piece,” I will gain a few pounds and those pounds won’t come off
as easily as they went on. You might say, what’s a few pounds? But for someone
who’s been more than 100 pounds overweight, “a few pounds” can be the beginning
of the long slide back into hell.
That’s looking at it from one side
of the mirror though, the side that expects formerly fat people to adapt to the
world, learn to manage those celebratory foods so they don’t do too much
damage, and struggle alone with the consequences. On the other side of that
mirror is a question. Must celebration equal food? Could Memorial Day be
special enough with a first swim of the season, sans macaroni salad? Instead of
sharing birthday cake, could we share a birthday bike ride? Or if we must have
food, could we have birthday broccoli?
To suggest such radical concepts
is to run the risk of being considered a party pooper, one of those
insufferable bores who ruins the fun for everyone. It can be perilous to
suggest that such a fundamental truth – that food is an inseparable part of
celebration – may be only one of several possible scenarios. Perhaps it is
a crazy idea, but the possibility that I could lose 100 pounds was once a crazy
idea too, and you know how that turned out.
Another great post, Sandy. It really is stunning to realize how much eating can have so much more to do with emotions and social conditioning than with physical appetite or basic nutrition. In my culture, someone much smarter than I once said the typical Jewish holiday observance goes something like this: "They tried to kill us. We survived. Let's eat." That said, I do draw the line at birthday broccoli.
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What's not to love about broccoli?
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